1. girl: come over
    2. guy: im gay
    3. girl: my parents arent home
    4. guy: im literally gay
     
  1. (Source: zaynmalif, via meanplastic)

     

  2. "My anaconda! DON’T!!!!"
    — Voldemort (via gunpowderandspark)

    (via cumberbitch-please)

     
  3. stupidpopstarrules:

    This is so true tho

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

     
  4. causedarlingitwasgood:

    how is this even a real show

    (Source: michaelsocha, via perks-of-being-chinese)

     
  5. vaginamite:

    my body is ready

    (via my-american-whore-story)

     
  6. chibiwriter:

    s koolthing:

    fightblr:

    ricrodrigo:

    sizvideos:

    Video

    I thought they put big stencils down and spray painted over them! This blows my mind!

    Me too.
    Holy shit.

    satisfying

    I’m so impressed… holy shit…

    (via cumberbitch-please)

     
  7. hart2hartsquared:

    harto-attack:

    ydad-mdk-ig:

    01100100011010010110001101101011:

    Guys. This is where it all started. Those are the Bloody Marys.

    Forever reblog

    this is legitimately maybe the 40th time probably more that ive reblogged this and i will until the day i die

    Rule Number One of the Holy Trinity Fandom: If you see the Bloody Mary picture, you reblog the Bloody Mary picture. I don’t care if you reblog it five times in a row. You must ALWAYS reblog the day the Trinity was born.

    (Source: myhartbig, via fancy-cosima)

     
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  9. (via gnarly)

     

  10. sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

    "We’re preparing you for the real world"

    I don’t meant to alarm you but

    the real world has calculators

    (Source: sabriel-palmer, via cumberbitch-please)

     
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  12. bikinipowerbottom:

    parents: how were your grades this semester?

    me: 

    image

    (via gnarly)

     
  13. (Source: sonic-ewdriver)

     
  14. insertcoolpunhere:

    maraudingmaps:

    we all knew that was coming before we scrolled down

    (Source: castiuls, via celebritity)