1. (Source: theone8888, via kuueater)

     
  2. sexyandthethief:

    my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

    (via kuueater)

     
     
  3. baebees:

    go to ur hairdresser and ask for this

    (via marypussypoppins)

     

  4. rneerkat:

    arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

    (Source: rneerkat, via hi)

     
  5. (via gnarly)

     

  6. brightlights-darklives:

    My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

    (via maliciousmelons)

     
  7. sir-hathaway:

    penis-hilton:

    i watched this about 47 times

    These two are going places.

    (Source: jeans-left-buttock, via a-kingdom-fit-for-troyler)

     
     
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  9. whorville:

    Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

     
  10. ho-sushi:

    freddieboychilton:

    it a nicholas cage

    i have so many questions but i just can’t

    (Source: abeardfullofbees, via ruinedchildhood)

     
  11. poyzn:

    Quick and simple lifehacks.

    (via sonic-ewdriver)

     

  12. versaceslut:

    when ur hunty starts spilling that tea and you just sit back and

    image

    (via my-american-whore-story)

     
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  14. kindofsharethat:

    waiting for the tumblr video player to load

    image

    (via gnarly)

     
  15. heismandiego:

    me when i’m wearing new clothes

    (via tyleroakley)